Deepak Pachpor
When election time comes, smart people should know that no matter who wins, your tension will not reduce. If we talk about tension then it would be of two types. Where can you see that at this time? The tension of such people who will move their hands and legs every free time. he/she will be seen in complete tension. The specialty of such people is that whenever Lok Sabha elections were held, he/she used to weigh in on it right after the previous elections. Assembly elections will be held and then we will wait for the next assembly. Be it five years or ten years, we will sit and wait peacefully.

You will ask who are such people, then whatever I tell you, listen calmly and understand. These people have only one job – to ask for tickets. he/she will remain in touch with you from time to time. I will go to the ministry for you and will put it in the municipality. Let there be any dispute of Kholi, Society or Bakhra, we will solve it completely. We will take the papers from your house and get them signed by Saheb and leave them at home. While leaving, he/she would say, “Uncle, if you find any work, you are cool enough to make phone calls. I will leave at midnight. I will be at your door in ten minutes. There would be no cleaning of drains, no power cuts, no one would be surprised. To order blank.”

Baburao said, “Such people will do your work and increase their numbers within the party. At election time, people will take the list of public works and stand in the queue to ask for tickets. I will tell you how much work was done within five years. Bhidu, why don’t you go and see? Your name will be B. If he/she says so, he/she will do public work to his/her heart’s content. Some people also behave like this, if someone asks, they will raise the flag and go in the procession, go to the meeting, distribute the manifesto, on the day of voting, they will set up a table outside the polling station, check the name of the voter inside the list and give a slip and tell that Whom to vote for? Such people are not interested in taking anything from ticket to ticket. his/her candidate will be defeated and then I will not make any promises to him/her. To get the result, oil was taken. he/she will wait peacefully for the next election from Doosra Subu.” Baburao said that ‘Christian people have saved the democracy, they have saved the total power of the country.’

Now you will ask who are the other people who wait for the next election, then I will tell you that people like me and you. What would everyone think that at the time of elections, whenever someone would come to ask for votes, he/she would talk about his/her son, “Baba, whenever I see you in the election, I swear, even after raising my head towards the other candidate, I did not see him/her. Total time you won, you stood there, I voted for you.” When you smile like this and say, ‘Brother, my son has completed his/her BA. How can I use it? If you speak, I will sit in your office. What should I say brother? he/she will say, ‘Now you see, there would have been some election boom. Pale elections to be held. There would be so much commotion in the crowd that there would be no point in telling you my problem. Free time will be wasted. Bhau’s PA will give you 25-50 copies of the manifesto to distribute in your society. You will assign one of your workers to take him/her on your bike, accompany him/her to distribute the manifesto and drop him/her back here.

What will you do now, boss? Where will I take the tapori? I will accompany him/her for an hour or two, ring the bell of the Total Flat, distribute Bhau’s printed manifesto and then go to Koon to drop off the workers. You would think that you will remind Bhau once more about Chhokra’s job, but then you will see that he/she has gone out of his/her way for the sake of publicity. Now, have you understood who all wait for the elections? Just one thing to keep in mind. he/she waits for the next election for the ticket, sooner or later he/she will get the ticket – either for Lok Sabha, then for Assembly, or for Municipality, or for Gram Panchayat. If you say pun of your boy then there is doubt Bhidu. So to do B weight. Save a little more time.

Disclaimer: The views expressed above are the author’s own.

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