I want to do Naagin dance, where is the wedding

Author: Namita Joshi
Munna Bhai, if you don’t listen to me today, I am going to break my mobile and throw it in the sea. Girlfriend has also run away after breaking up, now I will have to do something. Circuit’s morning sickness has started early in the morning. When the topic of throwing the mobile in the river came up, I had to ask, what’s the matter Circuit? The charger is damaged, so why buy a new one. Why are you throwing it in the river? And why has your girlfriend run away? Whatever tension you have, talk to me directly.

Circuit said, Munnabhai is venting his/her anger on the phone because my brain is fried after seeing the wedding photos and videos on social media for the last ten days. All of Mumbai has invitations, all the world’s politicians and actors are coming to India and doing Naagin dance in the wedding procession. And then there is me, a disco dancer better than Mithun, rotting away in a room here. I also want to go to Seth’s wedding. I want to eat delicious food and dance lying down on the floor. I also want to make an entry by doing anything.

Hearing Circuit’s cry, Chhota Chhatri said, you will definitely get alms by wearing such torn clothes but forget about entering the wedding. Circuit had the answer to Chhatri’s question, I am going to Budh Bazaar to buy designer dresses. There are copies of everyone. What do you think, everyone is coming wearing designer clothes? More than half of the people wear rented dresses in weddings. I will buy a golden color sherwani dress copied by Ramesh Malhotra from Budh Bazaar. Rinki had told me. She had even bought a designer copy dress of Radha Teri Chunari. I did not make any Jugaad. Before I do any more damage, come on Munna Bhai, I will bring a dress for you too.

Just then Chamman Chirkut entered at the right time. Where are you going? Whose wedding will you wear it in? The ten-day function is over. All the guests have left, everyone must have finished their food by now. If you want to go to some other Seth’s wedding then tell me. I am going to see it now. Lighting for a wedding is being set up five streets away. There is a fancy arrangement. Tell me what do you want to do? If you want to go to the wedding then wait for a while. Tell me what complexes are you getting by watching it on your mobile?

Chirkut, for the first time in my entire life I talked about something useful. Tell me Circuit, what will you do in the wedding? Do you want to wear good clothes and get yourself clicked on the red carpet, or do you want to envy your friends by posting them on Instagram and Facebook, or do you want to do the Naagin dance on the dhol in the baraat? Or are you in the mood to gorge on Pani Puri, Chaat and delicious wedding food. I will bring all the information according to your mood. Circuit said, now you want to go to the house of the Seth whose house the wedding is taking place five streets away.

Circuit said, go and find out for how many days the program is planned there. I want to fulfill all my desires. I want to forget the pain of breakup, I want to make my friends and relatives jealous, I want to post 500 photos at once on social media. I don’t know when Munna Bhai will get married but I want to dance to the drum in full mood in the baraat as if it is my brother’s wedding. And the food is complimentary, right? Once I get entry inside, I will pounce on each food stall like lightning from the sky.

Chirukut ran to fulfill Circuit’s wish to find out which rich man’s house is having the wedding and for how many days will he/she get to show off. Circuit started practising walking in sherwani while playing the song Azimoshan Shahenshah. After ten minutes Chirukut came and sitting in the khopcha said softly, the wedding functions are for five-six days, there is also a great arrangement for food, drinks and dancing and singing. But the rich man’s house where the wedding is taking place is the father of Circuit’s girlfriend. Rinki Bhabhi is getting married to someone else. Tell me Circuit, are you going there to show off?