Monday, February 17th, 2025

Ego and color science


Ever since people have heard that uploading videos on YouTube earns money according to the number of views, such a frenzy of uploading videos on YouTube has begun that instead of helping someone in case of an accident, people see more profit in making a video of the accident and uploading it. Wherever you look, people’s eyes are looking for something unusual and not natural so that a video can be made that goes viral. No one is thinking about the impact of their video, they just want likes.

Everyone thinks about the income from Ravish Kumar and Dhruv Rathi’s YouTube videos but not about their content. Some are doing this work under the agenda of some party. Some, in order to get likes, are uploading videos that are very untrue, misleading, unscientific, superstitious and full of hatred and propaganda. The situation has become such that instead of knowledge, ignorance and lies are being spread more. Like Tulsidas’ description of the rainy season-

Green land covered with grass, I don’t understand the path
Just as holy books get lost due to hypocrisy and controversy

Ever since he/she has got a smart phone, Tota Ram also starts showing us YouTube videos as proof. Today is 23rd July. When the arrogance of crossing 400 got stuck at 240 after making a sound, everyone started pretending to be an economist and uploading videos of various reliefs given to the common people by the government. By linking the plight to the displeasure of the central government employees and pensioners, people started singing praises in advance with the prospects of old pension, DA, eighth pay commission, 18 months DA arrears eaten up on the pretext of corona, etc. in the new budget.

A small time journalist asked us- Masterji, what will you do with so much money? We said that either we will celebrate our 83rd birthday on a cruise in Italy on 18th August or we will do a couple of pre-wedding functions of some grandchild. We will also invite Nirmalaji, coincidentally her birthday also falls on 18th August. Tota Ram did not come this morning.

Rain and bad roads cannot be considered the reason for Tota Ram not coming. Although it rained a fair amount yesterday. Commission has been taken in the roads of our place as per the rules, yet they are not the newly built ‘Rampath’ of Ayodhya, the roof of Ramlala’s sanctum sanctorum, the bridges of Bihar and the Indian Railways that can deceive you whenever they want. Tota Ram came at around quarter to eleven. We teased him/her – what’s the matter? Today! Just as if he/she wants to take a selfie with Modi ji.

he/she said- What is the big deal in this? This is not the rule of royals like Nehru, Indira, Rajiv, Rahul who live in seclusion for seven days and do not even meet the common man. This is the rule of a poor and backward liberal and public servant like Modi ji. Today anyone can take a selfie with Modi ji anytime. Drinking water may not be available at many places, but Modi ji’s selfie point will definitely be found. We said- All this is a drama of self-promotion that by spending crores of rupees plywood statues have been erected at many places. In reality Modi ji does not let anyone come between him/her and the camera, whether it is Nadda, Rajnath or Zuckerberg.

Italy’s right-wing, young, outspoken, beautiful Prime Minister Meloni is a different matter. Didn’t you see his/her smiling, radiant face? he/she said, “Make it clear. Whatever the matter is, he/she will either start banging the tables or shouting ‘ho-hee, ho-hee’ or laughing like a devotee. We said, “We wanted to know the purpose of your dressing up today.” he/she said, “The first budget of Modi 3.0 is going to come today.” We said, “Before this, Nehru ji had become Prime Minister three times. All three times, Congress had come with full majority, but there was no such tamasha, record and publicity of 3.0 that he/she is doing in 240. And you also listen, tea is fine but nothing beyond that. What public money do we have to waste that we will serve halwa made of desi ghee and nuts in South Block and that too by showing it to the poor.”

he/she said- who comes for your tea. Modi ji, who used to sell tea at the railway station in his/her childhood, has become the Prime Minister, since then drinking tea and discussing tea has become associated with nationalism. So I drink it considering it as my national duty, otherwise the Sanatani people who believe in ancient Indian culture consider tea harmful for celibacy and satvikta. I said- by ​​the way what is your estimate? How will the budget be?

he/she said- I don’t know much but some Sanatani economists who believe in the science of colour believe that a person and his/her behaviour can be judged by colours. Today itself I read in a newspaper on the net that Nirmala ji wore a pink silk saree while presenting the budget in 2019, so the message of the budget was stability and seriousness, in 2020 it was a yellow silk saree which is a symbol of joy and energy, in 2021 it was an off white saree with red border which was a good wish for the corona-stricken country, in 2022 it was a traditional Bomjai saree which is a symbol of stability and strength. That is why the economy came at number five. In 2023 the colour of the saree was red which is a symbol of determination, courage and power. That is why the party gave the courageous slogan of 400 Paar and Nirmala ji also came in the 100 most powerful women of the world according to Forbes. We said- but she could not raise enough money for the election expenses. And that slogan of 400 Paar also fizzled out. After saying good bye, he/she could get only 240 rupees and that too by fraud. In this discussion it became 11 o’clock. Tota Ram opened his/her mobile, played budget live in it and kept it on the stand.

We said- Tota Ram, after looking carefully, tell me the colour of Nirmal ji’s saree. he/she said- Master, today the colour of the saree is white. We asked- So according to your colour-shastra, what does it mean? he/she said- It means that a compromise has to be made to run the government. Now one person alone is not able to overpower everyone. Now two people are overpowering one. First of all, these Rahu-Ketu will be satisfied. After that, we will give it to those places where they have got less seats in the Lok Sabha. We asked- And what about the minimum support price? he/she said- We have given sixty thousand crores to Bihar and fifteen thousand crores to Andhra. What else is this ‘minimum support price’? We said- But that is mostly for infrastructure, in which half will go to ‘one country: one contractor’. What will be left? he/she said- In 1991, MPs were bought for one crore each to save the government, so is this less for 28 MPs? Then these people are not of their own cultural brand. They are selling local brands on the way. The conversation continued and the budget firecracker also fizzled out. We asked – Tota Ram, what is the gist of this two and a half hour sermon of Nirmal Baba? he/she said – The gist is that now the rebate of 87A has also been stopped. Now instead of the green chutney of Muslims and the red chutney of communists, eat the saffron chutney of saints and puff up your stomach with pride.

We said- one last question. We are still confused about the colour of Nirmala ji’s hair. Sometimes white and sometimes black. he/she said- earlier she used to dye her hair and the newspaper people are not so careful about anyone’s photo as they are about Modi ji’s. They put whatever photo they find. However, now she has decided that she will not dye her hair. Milk white hair is a symbol of knowledge, scholarship and renunciation like Modi ji.

Disclaimer: The views expressed above are the author’s own



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